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25 January 2007 @ 02:26 pm
 
Hey losers! People call me the Blind Bandit and I'm THE greatest earthbender ever. Maybe you've heard of me? I'm twelve, but I can probably still kick your butt.

My real name is Toph Bei Fong. You might think that the Bei Fongs do not have a son if you look at any paperwork or just ask around... but that's a result of my mother's slightly excessive paranoia. She's overly-protective of me because I'm blind. She just can't seem to understand that I can take care of myself just fine.

Right now I'm teaching the Avatar earthbending, but maybe not for much longer. ...Yes, Aan, that means you're getting better. Don't go and get a swelled head now.

I don't like swimming, sand, Kotaru sometimes, and hugs ummmm... baths.
 
 
 
fireasura on January 25th, 2007 07:46 pm (UTC)
Forget earthbending, I'm sure you're a powerful enough foe just because of your stench.
Toph Bei Fongblind_and_proud on January 25th, 2007 07:53 pm (UTC)
No, it's just a little extra that helps.
fireasura on January 25th, 2007 07:56 pm (UTC)
I must admit that the overwhelming power of your body odor is terrifying.
Toph Bei Fongblind_and_proud on January 25th, 2007 08:01 pm (UTC)
Score!
Kotaruhopeonice on January 25th, 2007 11:23 pm (UTC)
Someone needs another hug.
Toph Bei Fongblind_and_proud on January 26th, 2007 12:51 am (UTC)
I took a bath. Isn't that good enough?
Kotaruhopeonice on January 26th, 2007 01:18 am (UTC)
... Fine, fine. As long as you continue to bathe, no hugs. How is that for incentive?
Toph Bei Fongblind_and_proud on January 26th, 2007 02:04 am (UTC)
...Mm.... Fine.
watertribepride on January 25th, 2007 11:57 pm (UTC)
Maybe you should take your own advice with the whole big head thing.
Toph Bei Fongblind_and_proud on January 26th, 2007 12:51 am (UTC)
Um... No, I don't think so.
Avatar Aanavatarofair on January 26th, 2007 01:01 am (UTC)
Score! Three down, one to go!
Toph Bei Fongblind_and_proud on January 26th, 2007 01:08 am (UTC)
Yeah, yeah. Good luck.
Jen: pic#56669599freedomjen on January 26th, 2007 04:52 am (UTC)
I've seen better.
Toph Bei Fongblind_and_proud on January 26th, 2007 08:33 pm (UTC)
Excuse me, but who are you?
freedombender on January 30th, 2007 10:54 pm (UTC)
Don't talk to her like that.